hey guys. anybody want to take a guess at why atomic heart is such a fucking breath of fresh air in the absolute pile of pig diarrhea that is modern AAA single player games? Any guesses? nobody wants to guess?

no this character would not have left the cutting room floor at blue hair fat bitch incorporated

POV you are about to do about 70 million dollars in damage to a software company

POV you are behind on your work and the ex model founder of the company walks in and asks you to work hard and all you can think about is the fact that at any moment she might just snap and drag you into her office and suck your balls out through your dick hole.

Oh wow. Kerbal space program 2 came out. Lets see ... uh oh

how could this have happened.

lots of people angry at this post. I will remind them that games have fallen off big time since people started going to school for "game design" and companies (american) started getting big enough to hire shitty corporate sludge to clog up the creativity process.

The best most interesting games of the past decade are all from indie devs. Dudes who made mods and decided to make a game. Atomic heart is the first title from this studio and it took them 5 years. Extreme risk/reward.

You can see the seriousness of the atomic heart devs in that they are not fat balding manlet goonbeards. Nobody has dyed hair because anybody that does that is mentally ill. (look it up its called Aposematism) And the lack of women inspires a work environment free of stress

If you are a game dev and have been in the industry long enough you know its true. You will never ever dare to say it because not only would you be fired , but also blacklisted.

the good news is that you cant "ban" indy games. And tools are getting easier and easier for people to use. the bad news is if you are hoping that new ubisoft game will be fun it wont be. ever

if you are running any business. Know the signs. This is the easiest one to spot. Its completely legal to discriminate against people who show up to work looking like this

if a woman takes her hair length above her ear line , or shaves any part of it to her skin. Its a business liability because you are dealing with a woman who is deliberately casting off/mutilating her most obvious feminine features. direct sign of deep distress and mental illness

Same thing with atypical hair dye. This goes for both sexes. There are several things a person can do to change their hair appearance to fit their personality that isnt coloring it bright (warning colors)

Bright hair dye have never once in the history of humanity improved the look of a person. It only works in anime (not real). Its a direct sign you are looking at a person who is not remotely serious about themselves. And by proxy wont be serious about their work.

game studios are packed with people like this. And the unseriousness rubs off on the product. They cant leave their personal lives at home and instead bring it to work and agitate for whatever things they think is important at home into the game.

but worse its infectious. The game dev community is completely infested with activists , cripples , and homosexuals/transexuals. veteran brodude game developers who used to push out quality products like randy pitchford (road to hill 30) now cannot ship anything good at all

Another example is Cliff bleszinski. Famous for his gears of war game that was basically "bro-dude the game". He then decided he wanted to grow his studio. then suddenly women appeared as roided space marines and wouldnt you know it the games started sucking

You might not like it. You might vehemently disagree. But the reality is the best games of all time are usually developed by teams of white males who are secluded from women and political agitators.

everyone knows. They have not shipped a good product in decades

The best game ever shipped was conkers bad fur day for the n64. The story. music. comedy. Everything was perfect. But the multiplayer is what pushes the title to the top. It eclipsed goldeneye several times over in its depth of gameplay variety and fun.

it was , as perfect as a game could be in a single package. Nothing has come close since. Ever.

rare is now dead. Because the corporation that bought it underutilized its talent and people fled the company. Im sure whatever shell of a company rare is now could never produce a sequel that comes close. Especially in the current UK political environment. no jokes allowed

same with lionhead , another titan in game innovation. They made fable and black and white (black and white is another top 10 games ever made)

then you have blizzard. Of which its corpse is being torn apart by various blue haired fat women who want representation in the terran marines and more black women in the liegons of angels doing battle with hell. Diablo 4 will likely suck massive shit

covid is not responsible for the game drought we have. Whats responsible is the HRification of the game industry is complete. You are having 2009 mobile game tier developers running billion dollar juggernaut studios with the best IPs on earth.

because these games are addictive. There will be no crash that kills these studios. Unemployed people are their demographic. Their corporate design policy is addiction over gameplay. they will never run out of money and the market will never correct them

You will have indy studios that make amazing games , then expand , and get aids and start producing trash. This cycle will continue until affirmative action is gone and a studio decides its just gonna be white dudes making games. and the quality differential becomes obvious

its a "people are not animals" episode

actually coffee man, she is the founder of the company and her job was to host the bank account. no development experience from what i understand

desperation for "sources" and "proofs" to provide you with acceptable beliefs. This is very obviously related to your desire for a father type figure who can provide you with right and wrong , why you will never be creative , and why your hair is orange.

unironically yes. The main character is a PERFECT example of the power structure that exists post revolution. He is the guy who puts all the college students who started the revolution against the wall.

people on the internet need to stop being comfortable saying god of war is 1. good 2. a videogame. Its a "entertainment" product. These people dont need to make engaging gameplay experiences if they can force you to watch their movie for 60 dollars

the "playstation has no games" thing is because , at the time (and still to this day) , the playstation had nothing but moviegames like this. Its now spread to third parties.

the people who made halo dont make games anymore. The company that makes halo cant make halo anymore. 343 cant make halo anymore either

if japanese are not white you are going to have to explain away their genetic preference towards breasts over ass

game sucked ass and you are just demonstrating the cause

lots of people telling me to go seek therapy. Most of them are like this because they go to therapy no thanks

to any game devs reading this. Make female characters conventionally attractive again. You dont actually have to make characters look like shit on purpose all the time

stop doing it. Stop putting ugly actors in games. Just stop doing it. nobody wants to see debra wilsons space vacuum accident face. nobody.

cute. funny. young. want to protect. vs Old. Ugly. Bad clothes. Uncanny valley.

Cute. Youthful. virgin. Cool clothes. Accessories with a story. vs Ugly. Masculine. molested. Dumb clothes. Accessories that dont do anything.

Dangerous. Pretty. Travels light. Assassin vs Out of place. Silly. Overdressed. Black in wrong time period. not assassin

wow this character is so cool. So boring and forcefully unattractive i would not even attempt to sexualize her as a woman. If her skirt lifted up i would avert my eyes because she could kill me vs

wow. Its majin buu but girl. I Want to have sexual intercourse with her and she might too. But she could also beat me up. I have to be careful

more design work went into a literal child pedobait mobile game character than all games produced by ubisoft in the last 3 years. Think about that.

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